2011-12-31 New Years' Eve: The Conscientious Objectors Grand Slam in an Evening Ride

If like me you utterly detest New Years' Eve, then can I suggest that we convene somewhere suitable and ride (preferably avoiding the usual hell holes) and have a jar in the five boozers that we frequent on a weekly basis.

The missus will be away and the prospect of either spending the evening in watching Jools Holland and his Hootenanny (with Hucknall perving in the background like he does every year), or going to a house party or hosting a dinner party etc really isn't my idea of enjoyment. Therefore an evening spent attempting to ride the GSIAD route is a much more appealing.

Thing is though, won't most if not all the 5 pubs be:

A) Rammo
B) Ticket only
C) Pay to get in
D) Wank dress code
E) All of the above