2011-12-25 Waifs and Strays v5

Slapping.. And Burning..

I thought most things were a slapping offence?

That's the assumption I was working under. All actions are potential slapping offenses. Thus is the Law of Object.

Lawbject for short.

I'm getting a slap for that.

Probably just a love tap.

Unlike most things that I put my name down for, i'll make a serious effort not to flake on this. @ HB/Object, let me know when you're setting off and i'll tag along.

1. Object.
   
2. Lady Doom
   
3. Jonny
   
4. Cornelius Blackfoot
   
5. Hoke
   
6. JD
   
7. JAH Tim
   
8. ms.chris
   
9. dublinkevin
   
10. Hillbilly
    
11. Mrs_socks
    
12. cliveo
    
13. Hilly Ben
    
14. bothwell
    
15. ChainBreaker
    
16. lazysuperhero
    
17. Cafewanda
    
18. scherrit
    
19. stiff link
    
20. svnlto
    
21. conker (ian)
    
22. lardboy
    
23. LittleHeather
    
24. laner
    
25. Brave
    
26. Mrs Brave
    
27. cf
    
28. mrs cf
    
29. Big Dave
    
30. Itsbruce
    
31. Kojack(Hicks)
    
32. non-Drop needles.
    
33. middleofnowhere
    
34. alien (better than 50:50)
    
35. Aroogah
    
36. L&W
    
37. Jacqui
    
38. Deluka
    
39. Quad
    
40. JAMIE
    
41. KEN
    
42. eyebrows (73% chance)
    
43. Digger
    
44. jenny j
    
45. Samuelson
    
46. dogpants - first timer
    
47. gios78
    
48. Dashing Prancing Jingle Bells James
    
49. Merry (well we can hope) Miss Mouse
    
50. Bluefleet
    
51. Macca85
    
52. WillRiseley
    
53. 790
    
54. Aleksi
    
55. Zebra Cyclist
    
56. GetOutOfNJ
    
57. emab
    
58. Satan Santa™
    

Bobble hat?!? Santa hat?!?

Balaclava + vest + Santa hat = WIN!!!

Cheers for the ideas Em:-) (I want a right beating!)

Balaclava + vest + Santa hat = Against the Lawbject

ftfy

If anyone turns up in a fucking bobble hat they're getting a slap.
Can we choose where?

Unlike most things that I put my name down for, i'll make a serious effort not to flake on this. @ HB/Object, let me know when you're setting off and i'll tag along.

Awesome.

I'm afraid we don't live in the wick any more but if you fancy a sprint through south London early early to pick us up I'll give you the two postcodes.

I don't venture South often, and i'm not packing heat on Xmas day so i'll play it safe and see you at the Circus.

^ yeah, believe it when i see it/you

looks like a tropical heatwave on sunday:
http://www.metcheck.com/V40/UK/FREE/dayforecast.asp?day=3&zipcode=London
http://www.yr.no/place/United_Kingdom/England/London~2643743/long.html
http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2643743
http://www.accuweather.com/ukie/forecast-details.asp?partner=accuweather&traveler=0&postalcode=W1J%207HX&metric=1&fday=4

BBC showing warmest, noone showing rain

If anyone turns up in a fucking bobble hat they're getting a slap.

But I wanted to wear my new Oakley bobble hat :(

I wanted everyone wearing a bobble hat

i don't own/want to own a bobble hat, but i'd like the slap please

If anyone turns up in a fucking bobble hat they're getting a slap.

I'm bringing a hammer to do this. Fucking bobble hat cunts!

People in bobble hats kissing under the mistletoe ... having taken off their balaclavas ...

I'm no hipster but the temptation to wear a fuck-off big bobble hat is running strong. Make it stop?

Do hipsters wear bobble hats? Who is bringing the mistletoe?

I got a free Oakley bobble hat at the polo London Open. Might bring it.

Everyone who brings a bobble hat get a free Holiday Slap.

Slappa dabba doo

I doubt that anyone will actually slap me. But you can try.

Bearing in mind this is the season of giving AND receiving.