Cyclists required for Olympic opening and closing ceremonies

They knew that lots of people would be pissed off however they organised the ticketing, so they did the *only thing that would also conceal the number of tickets going to their banker and hedgefunder chums at a time when taxpayers are being asked to pay for bankers' balls-ups and their summer jolly at the same time..*
FTFY

Seriously, I'd love to organise a "London Games" outside all the big Olympic Venues "for the people who paid for it".