Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

^^ So funny.

To be fair to the cat: it looks like it was recently declawed or something..? It gets zero-traction on the rail.

metal rail no?

The tears. They are still streaming.

this

I have this problem with Android IceSandwich.

Because you're forrun innit?!? Voice recognition works fine on my phone but I only have gingerbread as icecreamsandwich update is late coming on htc's due to htc sense

Because you're forrun innit?!? Voice recognition works fine on my phone but I only have gingerbread as icecreamsandwich update is late coming on htc's due to htc sense

You know what's the worst? I've been over here for so long that when I switch the voice recognition to my native language it still doesn't have a clue what I'm asking for, because I speak with an accent.

What happens if you shout at the phone "fuck you phone I smarter than you I'm bi-fucking-lingual" will it get its act together then?

By the way I would advise trying this in a crowded public space, preferably one that has lots of young children and middle class mothers. Oh and if you have teenage kids make sure that they are standing next to you at the time.

^^^^^^
repped!

Stop. Speaking. To. Your phones..

Speak to a person instead, the conversation will probably be just as crap, but at least you're not looking at your fucking phone and shouting at it in public.

Exactly I couldn't agree more.

^jealousy

Aw, you all just desperate for someone to talk to you?

^this

:(

I still use text to speech. It'll say exactly what I want.

Take it you've all seen this then?

Siri and I - Forever alone - YouTube

engaging Pisti mode

older than the internet.

Melt

Pea

#wacist

Thanks for telling me, Brave!
Sorry, can't rep you again!
You da man!

http://kimjongildroppingthebass.tumblr.com/

^excellent finds kboy and xander

^^ well good.