"Oh Shit" moments...

locked my bike up outside a fish and chip shop. realised i'd left my keys at home, had to steal my own bike with a hacksaw.

Riding to college and thought 'Oh shit, I've left my lock at home'.

Left bike at Leeds Cycle point. £1 for the day.

If this is the level of 'oh shit' we've been reduced to, I am happy that the world is a bit of a better place.