Christmas Gift Wish List

Thats what I thought, but no, flouro green, yellow, orange and pink are very popular.
Also, carry some toilet roll.
You can add that to your Xmas wish list but don't use it all up on the day.

Mary-James Poppins

Mary Poppin' James

Merry Popinjay

Jamary Poppimes

This is going to sound self-righteous, but I dont want any more shit. NO MORE!!! I have shit everywhere. I have requested that all money for gifts be diverted to the Muscular Dystrophy Association.

...which Im hoping will also impress women.

they will be well impressed that you can ride a bike inspite of your medical condition?

good chat up line, does it work on pirates?

want:

missmouse

i need a base for my park tool truing stand, a headset extractor, new clothes bin, my girlfriend to move back in with me, some really high quality chocolate, waterproof winter mtb shoes for my new job, waterproof trousers

or do you need ideas for you? - if so rapha womens rain jacket, and gloves, silk or merino liner gloves, sealskinz merino waterproof socks and the above mentioned items that you could pass on to your boyfriend

for your mother, how about some nice muji or similar storage boxes to help her tidy the place up? something like Jo Malone candles or nice scents to freshen up the house a little? a weekend break somewhere, but ensure it has dates she can manage to go on

Obviously, missmouse, you know you can't get him any of this. Instead, try to think of something surprising. ;P

so a different girl to move in with me?

I don't like lists. Too demanding. I will get a novelty/joke present and leave it at that.

After all, times are hard, etc. Instead I will donate money to charity on DJ's behalf.

James, you've missed the point. :)

A years membership of an organisation ?

http://www.heinnie.com/Pocket-Tools/Pocket-Tool-X/PocketTool-X-MK7-Mako/p-94-1036-7107/

was going to ask why no 5mm allen key, but it appears there is a typo in that diagram

Gaggia Classic - amazing purchase. Mine will be 9 years old this year. Used every single day of those 9 years. Not a single problem.

Undoubtedly.

I just find a simple pleasure in putting on new socks.

+1 It truly is a great feeling. Apparently Damon Albarn puts it on his rider.

adjust your christmas spend to your disposbale income. I have spent £40 on my mum, sister and about £60 on the missus, probably do £20 on the g - rents and everyone else can suck my nuts.

I'm about the same. 40 each on Mum, Dad and Sister, 20 on grandma, 20 on brother-in-law, 10 each on gf's parents and and too much on gf (150ish?).

+1 It truly is a great feeling. Apparently Damon Albarn puts it on his rider.

I got some awesome socks on Sunday. They're my new favourites.

Cotton/cashmere/merino mix, nice and substantial, £16.50 from Albam.

Never get yourself in debt over Christmas presents, how on earth are you meant to enjoy Christmas if your in debt?

Virtually everyone has some kind of financial commitment. My debt level currently stands at just under £60k. But that's a socially accepted debt they call a mortgage.

Any suggestions for an autobiography? My sister loves them for some reason.

Probably sports based but not really cycling.

Any suggestions for an autobiography? My sister loves them for some reason.

Probably sports based but not really cycling.

Brian Moore, Beware of the Dog.
Paul Lake, I'm not really here.
Haruki Murakami, What I talk about, when I talk about running.