Is it out of order to post 'conversations'?

We're in the middle of a serious butter shortage. After the national dairies fecked up the amount of fat they use for milk or something.

Thing is I dont eat fat spreads.....
....except now because everyone is buying us butter....
...because theres a shortage...
...because everyones buying butter...

I forgot how fucking nice butter was, and how fucking mental society is.

Bacon sandwich =

Roll or thick sliced white bread.
Several layers of decent bacon.
Brown sauce.

Served with a pint or a cup of milky tea.

Brown sauce?

you people are sick, you people and your butter panic buying

Butter. Meh.

Brown sauce. Meh.

Got to be brown sauce, white roll, and coffee made with one of those weird frothing machines which seem to have pipes running around the counter, including punching through the formica semi-randomly.

no sauce, just decent white bread and proper butter

Personally, I make two bacon sarnies.. one with ketchup, one with brown.

If I'm feeling adventurous I'll throw in some mother fucking Coleman's English or perhaps mix it up with HP fruity.

As Murts says though, fresh white bread (tiger loaf amirite?) & butter does the trick.

Now, the age old question with bacon: well done or burnt to a crisp?

pan-fried or grilled?

I've seen people microwave bacon with my own eyes.

pan-fried, grilled or done in a George Formby* grill?

*turned out nice again.

That would broken me!

microwave bacon?! i would have removed both of their hands with the butter knife and microwaved them for around 90 seconds on full power

before serving them back with mmm brown sauce i think

The last couple of pages of this thread make you lose the will to live.

Not fucking facon

The last couple of pages of this thread make you lose the will to live.

depr.....

nah..

Too soon???

hard to tell really

Vegan thread>>>>>>>>>>>

Tag buster

vegan bacon sarnie = white bread?

no, white bread contains butter and Steak

FACT

Vegan thread>>>>>>>>>>>

Tag buster

that was about the only thread i failed to tag "wheres my nag" and "Balki is a teabagger"

i have failed

My 5yo on vegetarianism. (translated, well his bits, not mine, its complicated)

Dad, does meat come from animals?
Yes son.
I dont think its very kind.
Thats a good point, and if you want mummy and daddy to cook you something else. Then thats fine.

pause

Does bacon come from animals?
Yes. From pigs.
Bacon is the best thing I know.
Yes son.

^ amazing

Microwaved bacon is very good.

Some famous chef on the telly told me that. Forget who.

#csb

...and white crusty roll, plenty bacon, brown sauce. end.

I used to do dinner parties at university. One guest invited myself and the then girlfriend round for a meal to reciprocate.

This consisted of microwaved fish fingers, with margarine, on plastic white bread.

I did not eat the meal.