The Monthly International PizzaEating Amalgamation of Champions

Be patient young pizza apprentice. Bedwetting will commence soon.

Try hanging around the females on the list, Michael, and not-too-subtly suggesting that they've put on weight. See how you get on.

Betting that Katie has a mean right hook.

How does Michael suggesting I'm fat and me punching him increase his chances of going for pizza?
Also, I don't think I'd be very good at it. Thanks though, I think? Lots of backhanded compliements in this thread. cf

..Katie for sorting out the bill, it's like going out for dinner with your mum but only hotter.

Il Bacio, Stoke Newington, 14th December

1. Tibbs
   
2. FixedCheese
   
3. Photoben
   
4. Clara
   
5. Dimi3
   
6. pt
   
7. pops1207
   
8. Tenderloin (debut)
   
9. itsbruce
   
10. fasih
    
11. laner
    
12. roboto
    
13. T4
    14.Fussballclub
    
14. econodog
    
15. Braker
    17.1000angels
    
16. katie
    
17. shinkuu kiss
    
18. avellana
    
    

Reserves

1. ms.chris
   
2. bianchimasher
   
3. colettuce
   
4. Fox
   
5. scoot
   
   

Sorry I am out for this. Position 11 given to Laner.

I think telling the male forumers that they have put on weight would have worked better!

Il Bacio, Stoke Newington, 14th December

1. Tibbs
   
2. FixedCheese
   
3. Photoben
   
4. Clara
   
5. Dimi3
   
6. pt
   
7. pops1207
   
8. Tenderloin (debut)
   
9. itsbruce
   
10. 00angels
    
11. laner
    
12. roboto
    
13. T4
    14.Fussballclub
    
14. econodog
    
15. Braker
    17.fasih
    
16. katie
    
17. shinkuu kiss
    
18. avellana
    
    

Reserves

1. ms.chris
   
2. bianchimasher
   
3. colettuce
   
4. Fox
   
5. scoot
   
   

evening hours I assume, right?

From 7 i reckon

Quite possibly in.

You'll have to put yourself on the reserve list, then wait and see if 6 people ahead of you wet their beds before wednesday.

Sorry.

exclusive innit.

A wee Christmassy pizza joke from a cracker.

Il Bacio, Stoke Newington, 14th December

1. Tibbs
   
2. FixedCheese
   
3. Photoben
   
4. Clara
   
5. Dimi3
   
6. pt
   
7. pops1207
   
8. Tenderloin (debut)
   
9. itsbruce
   
10. 00angels
    
11. laner
    
12. roboto
    
13. T4
    14.Fussballclub
    
14. econodog
    
15. Braker
    17.fasih
    
16. katie
    
17. shinkuu kiss
    
18. avellana
    
    

Reserves

1. bianchimasher
   
2. colettuce
   
3. Fox
   
4. scoot
   5.
   
   

I ate enough pizza this weekend to last at least a few weeks (I couldn't wait!)

This is just round the corner from my yard. I shall be looking in the windows of Il Bacio with much suspicion on Weds.

Your order from XXX YYY has been dispatched and should be delivered by Royal Mail within 1-3 working days.

If you have any questions at all, you can get in touch at info@XXXYYY.com

Thanks again for your custom, it''s much appreciated!

The Team at XXX YYY

Hope they make it here on time...

hope they will, wont be celebrating my new bike show off without it!

Out

Il Bacio, Stoke Newington, 14th December

1. Tibbs
   
2. FixedCheese
   
3. Photoben
   
4. Clara
   
5. Dimi3
   
6. pt
   
7. pops1207
   
8. Tenderloin (debut)
   
9. itsbruce
   
10. 00angels
    
11. laner
    
12. roboto
    
13. bianchimasher
    14.Fussballclub
    
14. econodog
    
15. Braker
    17.fasih
    
16. katie
    
17. shinkuu kiss
    
18. avellana
    
    

Reserves

1. colettuce
   
2. Fox
   
3. scoot
   
4. 
   5.
   

Tanya I am disappoint!

Reservation increased to 24 people, tomorrow 7:30pm

Let's eat!

**Il Bacio, Stoke Newington, 14th December
**1. Tibbs

1. FixedCheese
   
2. Photoben
   
3. Clara
   
4. Dimi3
   
5. pt
   
6. pops1207
   
7. Tenderloin (debut)
   
8. itsbruce
   
9. 00angels
   
10. laner
    
11. roboto
    
12. bianchimasher
    14.Fussballclub
    
13. econodog
    
14. Braker
    17.fasih
    
15. katie
    
16. shinkuu kiss
    
17. avellana
    
18. colettuce
    
19. Fox
    
20. scoot
    
21. Oliver
    
    

Still waiting for delivery of secret item though.....

I'm sooooo hungry

Clara you are allowed to eat in between these meals you know...

but I'm hungry for pizza!

That's allowed too. there's nothing in the rules about pre-gaming.

Don't want to spoil it though - hmmm maybe if I don't eat a Calzone tonight it wont feel like I'm cheating...

^Calzone isn't even pizza; it is an italian cornish pasty!

Prob out. FML.

Can someone please pose with a Calzone to their ear as if it were a phone. It will make my tears taste less bitter.