Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Sorry if this is a repost

The rims appear to have been drawn in using Microsoft Paint™

they were i'm sure it was made for a thread on here

yarrr its a reeeee

O RLY?

Lose the silly water bottle cage on the saddle and you've got an nice looking leader, not porn but it's not anti

anyway back to anti

Leader bikes have a new distro deal with garden centres?

The rims appear to have been drawn in using Microsoft Paint™

Wrong, I drew them on with IrfanView

people still use IfranView?

Crap image editor, but good batch functions for free.

The 'fixie scene' seem to love it

Repped Rob Borek!

although this does have double aerospokes.... so i guess it should be porn.

Wait... which?

The funny thing about that Bianchi Pista is that it's the "best" terrible one I've seen. Silly colour coding but done reasonably well - it's just so toned down for that style (spok + deep v, tt protector, bullhorns with ourys). It's not porn by a long shot but it's definitely the best in its class.

The readers of GQ deserve such a contraption. Hip flask holder - naff. With your blessing spotter, I shall be posting that in the hipster thread if you don't.

after you sir

most gracious

I want a rear flip-flop hub on my front wheel.

^ single speed no back brake and drinking encouraged #fail. is GQ trying to see off its readers?

^^^ Sidi clogs? Need dat.

I want a single speed with 16 tooth fixed cog