For Sale: Dibs! etc

A few forum things for sale.
All £1 posted, unless stated otherwise. Or will swap for similar.

125 x provisional dibs(!).
4 x (plain) dibs.
300 x dibs for a friend.
64,0000000 x undibs (sorries).
Full caraffe x I am possibly definitely interested in this (!!).

Infinite x I wish I was 2cm taller/damn my lanky legs etc

40 x If I had a girlfriend I would be all over this/her. (Can do reverse sex, so to speak.)

9 x Bargain! (Only to be used with close friends).

1 x Is this still for sale!?! Can only be used on threads started in 2009.

27 x .

provisional dibs on a provisional dibs for a friend

undibs

So is that £3 you owe me?

Do you have any sherbet dip dabs?

15th PM uncoming

So is that £3 you owe me?

includes postage to Finland?

includes postage to Finland?

I think- will not post to Finland must have been written in white.
'Unless otherwise stated.'

4 x (plain) dibs.
will this run with a 9 speed rear cassette?

^this
putting pictures up would defo help as well.

These are cheaper new on eBay.

you willing to split the undibs?

Ha! This is funny cos it's like what people say on the classifieds only it's a classified saying what people say in classifieds and selling them instead of selling like bikes n shit.

I lolz'd alot...

I just found these listed on Ebay as well.

Read the fucking rules!

Can I get an overly optimistic 4th dibs?

Can I dibs 1 x Bargain! ? Oh but I'll need you to post it.

I have a Dibs if you can hold it till I get paid in February that I can trade you.

dibs on i wish i was taller. can i get the 10 cm one please ?

Will you split?

If so dibs on 1 of the 300 dibs for a friend.

PMd

Dibs. PMing now.
Do you take western union?
And can you deposit the left over money in my fake account whilst I scam your bank account?

I can't PM yet as I'm not out of nursery.

Does it barspin? If so, provisional dibs.

Do you have any dibs with a PM, followed by days of messing me about?

shotgun a dibs and bagsy a dibs for a friend

dibs i was lighter and faster....both being firm dibs