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@General_Lucifer
People come on the interwebz, asking advice, I'm gonna give it by the shovel full, regardless of my lack of qualifications.
Buy the blue dress!
Just drink vodka then pull the bad one out with pliers!
You'll need hot water and lots of towels, and for fuck's sake stop screaming!
If you pop a bit of root ginger up there it apparently makes you horny.
You know, shit like that.