Cadel Evans rates Australian drivers as worst in the world

...didn't know that there were any fat old australians

I'm sure I read a thing a while ago about Australia being the most obese nation.

... or it might just be that hippy skews the statistics and ruins it for everyone else.

My mate lives on the outskirts of Sydney, and he tells me that he cooks and eats road kill.
Reckons it is easy, just goes out in his ute, hits something, and puts it in the boot.
Says it is delicious, but he doesn't know what to do with all the bikes.

joke de jour!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Its fine... really.

Like, there are some knobs in cars for sure, but there are some knobs on bikes too... cunts in supermarkets and this fuckwit behind me who insists on talking on his phone on loud speaker. Inconsiderate fuckers in the gym that fucking sit around taking up equipment while texting on their phones. MOVE you cunts!

Hung out with some seriously good folk this weekend though. Did some beer and dance moves.

Cadel has obviosly never been to New Zealand then. My god the drivers are awefull. Even when in a car they tail gate you 2 feet from your bumper then dont overtake. They are awefull to cyclists (a woman shouted at me freind 'get a job and a car, fag') and bascly crash into everything arround them. Wankers!

New Zealand? I heard quite the opposite actually...

Really? From who?

Cadel has obviosly never been to New Zealand then. My god the drivers are awefull. Even when in a car they tail gate you 2 feet from your bumper then dont overtake. They are awefull to cyclists (a woman shouted at me freind 'get a job and a car, fag') and bascly crash into everything arround them. Wankers!

They also root sheep.

New Zealand? I heard quite the opposite actually...

they were lying. NZ drivers are horrible. Roads are narrow and windy, 15 year olds have licenses, and most people really dislike cyclists being on 'their' roads. You'll be routinely abused from car windows and have shit thrown at you, while being passed with 20cm to spare.
It's worse in Aussie though...

Australia is the only country I've had motorists actually aim at me. Sydney: Got hit in the back of the head with a slushy by a bunch of "hoons" in a V8 Holden. Chased the cnuts to the next red light. Had to laugh at the tough little boys trying to wind the windows up before I got to them. Central Coast NSW: Long straight empty road. Driver coming in the opposite direction crosses to my side and speeds up, head on. I end up doing a LA cross country to avoid him. Never had any major problems in Melbourne.