Spotted...

oh dear. seriously. just don't let him in. he's like a stray cat - you'll never be rid of him now.

You mean he pisses up the wall, wails loudly, steals your food and fucks the shit out of the cats in the building?

They fed me tea. I now associate sustenance with that office. I'm moving in.

To be fair, if they leave a litter tray down I wouldn't be any trouble.