• Every scent of early morning breathe should have been delivered with venom on such a paltry twirp... ...There's a bloke on my route who rides a Boardman, he's highly unlikely to gain much speed unless downhill though he's outta puff just crossing Dalston Junction, yet happily attempts cutting up buses, Lorries anyone on the road. Fool.

    ...the season of the Sanctimoneous All-Weather Rider is with us...

    ^One of the most popular forum rides last year.

    I'm going to start using the terms 'bulb' and 'melt' as insults more often. Thanks! ;)

    And lo, Joseph has sprayed tea over his desk at work for the last time while bursting into innappropriate laughter. I'd just cleaned everything in anticipation of my final day tomorrow. Gonna have to do it all over again now, but at least it will be with a smile on my face...

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