Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Macb I was not offering any fashion advice. I am a bike mechanic. Fashion is not my business. Bicycle mechanics are my business. A saddle angle that promotes penile dis-function is antiporn. A brake block scratching into a Campag Omega rim in anti porn. Using a bright silver cable lock (the £15 kind) wrapped around the headtube is antiporn. I was sad as it is such a special frame, one that should be coveted and could easily be porn.

I also do not see why me being a bike mechanic means I am not allowed to have an opinion as to whether a bike is porn or not. if anything my greater understanding of the machine places me in a marginally better position then most in judging a bike, its components and the general build.

Don't be a pillock.

So, my question remains, just how sad did it make you? I have no interest in what you consider porn or anti porn. I'm now imagining you've been inconsolable since seeing it, it must have been difficult, through your grief, to have managed to take a picture. How you were able to then upload the picture, even apologising as you did so, can only mark you out as heroic in your grief.

Or maybe people spouting lines like 'really, really, sad', or 'it just made me puke in my mouth a bit', gets on my tits.