What is your least favourite part about cycling?

happy hippy

cyclists moaning about cyclists moaning about cylists

forum posters that may or may not cycle moaning about cyclists moaning about cyclists posting on forums about cycling

2nd tier moderators on cycling fora

moaning cyclists

I well remember the first time we met. Was it 3 or 4 years ago? It was before you had that "I heart Big Vern" prison tattoo removed anyway. And well before you stopped hearting Big Vern.
The point is the first thing you said to me was that you "fucking hated" cycling because of all the "fucking wankers" on the "fucking roads". Why does he pronounce Fucking as Funking, I thought to myself? Still, the baby's bib you were wearing to catch the beer drips soon distracted me.
Then you spent a good 20 minutes detailing every puncture you'd had in the last year and then, just in case I had missed something, actually drawing me pictures. Actual pictures of punctures. On your own trousers. Funking weirdo, I thought.
So, Murtle, perhaps you should be less critical of "moaning cyclists" and think back to a time when you were a bit of a moaner yourself? Mmm?

Not the trousers again..

puncher...

Indeed, there are violent idiots everywhere.

the Jews!

(not really. i was raised jewerish you know)

pics or it never happened

fixie wankers

Ha! After seeing that show, I like to yell "bus wankers" out too.

Whilst on the bus.

I always shout that, when I walk past the driver, after getting on the bus, like a friendly greeting to fellow busengers. they all love it.

This morning I had 3 shouts from cars on the way to work.

1. Get a car
   
2. Go! Go! Go!
   
3. I LAAAAAARVE YOOOOOOOOO!
   
   

2 out of 3 aint bad.

Wet bottom

Same as Balki after that last shout..

Locking up my bike when in a hurry

The continual pangs of guilt when not riding, preparing, or recovering.

Any time not on the bike is recovery. #win

This morning I had 3 shouts from cars on the way to work.

1. Get a car
   
2. Go! Go! Go!
   
3. I LAAAAAARVE YOOOOOOOOO!
   
   

2 out of 3 aint bad.

I got:

*"it's the Tour de France!"
*

...again.

Any time not on the bike is recovery. #win

It doesn't count if you're in an office.

Why not?

..because you can't slob about in your pants and eat pizza or other such quality recovery foods.

..unless you work from home.

...or are hippy.

You don't need to wear/eat crap to recover.

LFGSS = MindJunkFood.