A float on Miracle - 20ft narrowboat

Nov 15

Dining El fresco.

Upon my arrival to the dock this a.m. the owner of the currently docked boat, who works for Greenpeace, informed me that Duckie was caught supplementing his diet with a rather large crayfish.
She, was mortified. All i could think to do was smile and pat the little dude sitting at my feet. It's a very cat like thing to do. Way to go duckie! Shortly followed by the thought – man, I hope it doesn’t make his farts stink!

What's good for the goose (or duckie) is good for the gander!

Follow this chap's advice and you can't go wrong - only be sure to leave the little sods without food for at least 2 days, to purge their systems!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/georgemonbiot/gallery/2009/sep/30/george-monbiot-crayfish#/?picture=353517508&index=0