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I well remember the first time we met. Was it 3 or 4 years ago? It was before you had that "I heart Big Vern" prison tattoo removed anyway. And well before you stopped hearting Big Vern.
The point is the first thing you said to me was that you "fucking hated" cycling because of all the "fucking wankers" on the "fucking roads". Why does he pronounce Fucking as Funking, I thought to myself? Still, the baby's bib you were wearing to catch the beer drips soon distracted me.
Then you spent a good 20 minutes detailing every puncture you'd had in the last year and then, just in case I had missed something, actually drawing me pictures. Actual pictures of punctures. On your own trousers. Funking weirdo, I thought.
So, Murtle, perhaps you should be less critical of "moaning cyclists" and think back to a time when you were a bit of a moaner yourself? Mmm?