For Sale: Jackets, tees and bits

You know, I might just take that hat off you after all, if it fits me. Will you be at beginners? Any other time I'm likely to bump into you?

Good O mate, it's a good hat.
No beginners for me any more I'm afraid. You coming next Monday?

Dibs on the rapha t shirt. pm sent

Cool.

Seriously, no posting?

Nope. Unless you offer me enough money to convince me to spend my entire lunch break in a post office queue.