Rat Bikes! Pub Bikes Beaters! Frankenbikes!

But will you consider a bike dressed as a dragon, or a bike with shoes as wheels, or a strida town bike as [s]beaters[\s] or frankenbikes? I won't..

Yes.

This thread's brief is very wide and encompases all styles. If you don't like his posts put him on ignor.

Also, fatoldbloke, although I think you're more or less right, maybe it's better not to wind people up.