Football

actually come to think of it Jonny is better for this important reason...he refuses to score from 3 yards by slamming the ball as hard as he can. Anything within 10 yards has to be rolled over the line somehow. It's degrading to score otherwise.

I have seen him administering Chinese burns on his own arms as punishment for not gracing the ball over the line, harmony was lost between man and ball and a price had to be paid..