What is your least favourite part about cycling?

Ok, so we are all probably cycling fans, but theres gotta be things that bother you too.

Personally I hate headwinds, especially on main roads!

What about you guys?

wankers on fixies

the cranks

other cyclists

and ball chafing

other cyclists

+1, or my thin skin.

not having enough air in the tyre and riding it anyway, knowing that each day I could get a puncture and have to push the bike to work and need to use public transport after, because I cant be bothered to carry a pump etc and my security skewer key is in a 'safe place' at home anyway

basically I hate myself

other cyclists

+2

bike thieves & car fuckwits

my 2 locks that weigh a ton...because of bike thieves

That locking up sometimes takes ages because I have to use a d-lock and a cable lock due to the aforementioned bike thieves

Numb balls and motorists.

having to leave the pub to check the bike is still there...every 10 minutes

Me and Roy are pretty happy together. Though, i think he dislikes it when i let him deflate.

not having enough air in the tyre and riding it anyway, knowing that each day I could get a puncture and have to push the bike to work and need to use public transport after, because I cant be bothered to carry a pump etc and my security skewer key is in a 'safe place' at home anyway

+1
better check mine is still safe...

epididdymitis.

bane of my life at the moment.

All the forums

i've never worn padded shorts.
yay for me.

The fact that Lycra does genuinely
Make you go faster. If only so those on the roadside don't get to clock it's you.

unidentifiable creaking

helmets

Forgetting to put the mudguard on when it's wet and finding pieces of grit on your trousers and back for the rest of the day

the realization that I've become as much of as much of an aggressive wanker on a bike as I ever was in a car earlier in life...

unidentifiable creaking

man thats a good'un!