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To Celebrate the most important day, EVER, we are not just celebrating 11|11, but the 10 days leading up to it! These important doings will commence on 11|1 and end with a grandeur not yet witnessed on planet Earth
DAY 1
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
** Hail the W(h)ale!**
Donned in the fabric that unites us, Corduroy Appreciators are encouraged to gather under the life-sized Blue Whale in the Milstein Hall of Ocean Life at The American Museum of Natural History for a never-before-experienced-outside-a-Grand-Meeting mass waling. If you are unable to join us due to something like geographical constraints, please find the nearest representation of a whale and do your wailing there at 11:11, AM or PM, wherever you are. Here is a reference to finding whale murals, also known as Whaling Walls by the artist Wyland.
TIME: 11:11 a.m.
DAY 2
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
** Membership Drive**
Recruit Corduroy Appreciators! Approach people you work with, live with or complete strangers on the street who are wearing Corduroy. Extol virtues of membership in our organization. Tell them they will be rich and happy, but… only if they join us. Whatever it takes, just GET them. But, they should be Corduroy likers. Be wary of velvet imposters and intruders! Be very careful. They are very active right now as we approach our finest hour. Good obtainment locations can be stores selling Corduroy! Or 7-11s. non-Members are often confused, lost people who flock to the large 11 like a moth to a flame. Harvest them! Save them.
DAY 3
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Have You Ever Loved Something So Much You Wanted to Eat It?
Have your self a nice meal or snack which resembles Corduroy. Go ahead! Treat yourself. Do let us know what it is.
DAY 4
Friday, November 4, 2011
The Kindest of Fabrics: Do a Good Deed
Enhance our world. Do something nice. Buy someone lunch, make a donation to your favorite Corduroy friendly charity. Donate unused Corduroy (it will be difficult to part) to those in need of clothing. Help a friend out. Hold the door for someone. Be cordial.
DAY 5
Saturday, November 5, 2011
** Brew The Beer That Most Closely Resembles Corduroy**
Bitters & Esters, located Prospect Heights, Brooklyn, is opening its doors to Corduroy Appreciators. Kurt Schlachter, CAC Brewer in Residence, offers those interested an in the know the opportunity to brew a beer that closely resembles Corduroy; the Porter Rye. With the grain bill including exactly 25% rye, this 1/4 rye porter is certain to pair well with your favorite Corduroy.
Open to the public, each participant in this brew day is expected to adhere to the Two Item Rule. Adorned in a minimum of two articles of Corduroy, interested parties will participate as much or as little as they like and enjoy all associated privileges including but not limited to a secret tasting of the Porter Rye at an undisclosed location on an undisclosed date featuring undisclosed foods that resemble Corduroy.
TIME: 11 a.m.
DAY 6
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Protest That Most Vile of Things….velvet
Every town has some locale with some dopey and snooty name, like The velvet Lounge. Protest outside this location with placards. Or boycott velvet products such as those ridiculous cupcakes everyone is so enthusiastic about. Protest velvet ropes. Mock people who eat velvetta. Voice the injustice and discrimination of the velvet rope! HAIL THE WALE!
DAY 7
Monday, November 7, 2011
Give the Gift of Music
Wale loudly in public. Share the beautiful Cordsong with the world! Libraries are especially good places to serenade the studious and forlorn.
DAY 8
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Operation: CTOT (Corduroy Trend on Twitter)
Astounding as it may be, Corduroy has never been a trending topic. Lets do it! Now’s the time to use that twitter account you got two years ago that you don’t quite know what to do with. #Corduroy
DAY 9
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Corduroy Craft Night at The City Reliquary
Coming up skint on the newly deployed Three Item Rule? City Reliquary Craftser in Residence, Anna Grant, leads a bow tie and fascinator-making workshop to keep you in line. Corduroy for crafting will be provided, as will the finest in Corduroy embellishments and Corduroy-inspired refreshments.
Located in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, The City Reliquary is a not-for-profit community museum and civic organization.
Suggested donation: $5. Or you could make it $11, if you are feeling wealthy and generous and have 11 singles or a $10 bill and a single.
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Time: 7-10pm**
**DAY 10
**Thursday, November 10, 2011
**Etsy Corduroy Plush Happening!
**In honor of the Grandest Date, 11 artists from the Etsy Plush Team have crafted limited edition works honoring, celebrating and inspired by our beloved Corduroy. What creations will be revealed? Check back on 11|10 when this extraordinary plush pod surfaces.
DAY 11
Friday, November 11, 2011
** The Date That Most Closely Resembles Corduroy, EVER**.
You know what to do. And you always have.

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