Shit, F***in, annoying adverts

and don't get me started on that fucking cow!!! sick artificial jelly cow.. wtf! i don't want my gravy to dance or Moo you creative fuckwit, if indeed you can call your piss weak floury packet effort gravy!

Meat? Juice? Meat juice?! They actually said it didn't they. What the fuck - do they want to sell any of their filthproduct at all??