I confess...

This.

Going postal has never seemed so appealing.

Flying planes into buildings now seems a fairly reasonable option.

I'm not depressed or anything, but I just think the whole world needs a right good kick up the arse.
The problem is, when anything epic and spectacular and life changing does occur (Arab Spring, etc) the press goes and fucks the whole thing up by giddily rolling around in the story like a dog in cow shit until the whole thing is blurred and smeared everywhere.

I want something epic to happen that just makes the press gape like terrified children, something that stops people acting like proper cunts to each other, that puts life back in perspective.

2001 A Space Odyssey kind of thing.

+1 We have gotten far too comfortable in our shitty little lives. Kicks up the arse all round is definitely what's needed..

Although I was thinking more an Empire Strikes Back sort of thing.