Ways not to lock your bike

This guy here might actually be quite a genius. By locking his bicycle in such a manner of absurdity he may be deterring thieves by humouring them instead, encouraging them to leave the bicycle so that others can take pleasure in the viewing the owner's "supposed" incapability with intelligence. Very clever sir...

I think this one wins, it was left over night at the waterloo bike stand...

I love the idea that some thief id going to come along cut the brake cables and then damage themselves severely failing to stop. Shame thats probably not the intention though