Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

saw this. must make some.

poor effort.

2004 called - they want their shit joke back.

/can anyone make that url out?

karmarama.com - a design agency, natch.

http://www.karmarama.com/

cunts. imma get drunk and mailbomb them.

from their website:

" 'We’re Shit and We Know We Are'. Says it all really. "

die. all of you. just fucking kill yourselves.

/raaaaaaaargh!!!!!

Why couldn't it say "EVERYTIME YOU JUMP" ..

:(

Every time you make a shit viral your dick falls off into the wasted puddle of any vague artistic integrity you may or may not have ever had...

hmm I think it has a ring to it

well that was more productive than i had hoped, its a fail any way as the redlight jumping biketards wont be stopping to read it.

news just in from karmaramadindong

"what the fuck is LFGSS and why are they mocking our signage?"

What should I do about the brakeless freewheel pavement rider that I come across almost daily?

I see his bike parked up a lot. I might put brakes on it for him.

I'd stop coming across him first if I were you. This is a polite society.

news just in from karmaramadindong

"what the fuck is LFGSS and why are they mocking our signage?"

Cripes, this guy actually works there! I thought you'd ripped it from Google images! hahahahhahha! What a twonk!

I can come wherever and whenever I want. If I come across him, it's his fault for not being able to stop in time.

What should I do about the brakeless freewheel pavement rider that I come across almost daily?

I see his bike parked up a lot. I might put brakes on it for him.

that would be very funny.

every time god kills a lorry driver I jump a kitten

Repped ;D hahaha

I can come wherever and whenever I want. If I come across him, it's his fault for not being able to stop in time.

If you come across him, I doubt you'll ever see him again!

Every time you make a shit viral your dick falls off into the wasted puddle of any vague artistic integrity you may or may not have ever had...

hmm I think it has a ring to it

what like a cock ring?

The plot thickens...

reminds me a little bit of
JULIAN SMITH - Techno Jeep - YouTube

I started to feel sorry for the Jeep.

RSPCJ

Marc Bolan and T.Rex - Jeepster (Remastered) - YouTube

ha

Its not so much bad cycling, but on the way home last night, i was following a fella who had his cable lock over his handlebars, which wasn't locked shut.....
Long story short, he decided to "push on" at a red light, realised he wasnt going to make it, swerved, and so his lock went through his front wheel, and bucked him off in the middle of traffic.

blatant: RED!

Cripes, this guy actually works there! I thought you'd ripped it from Google images! hahahahhahha! What a twonk!

Sid McGrath

     **Chief Strategy Officer**

     **You may know him from:**

     Fascinated by all things Freudian, Sid studied Psychology at  Newcastle University, before joining Procter and Gamble as a Brand  Manager in 1989. There he worked very, very hard- on brands such as  Fairy, Pampers and Max Factor, but also on his soon-to-be wife, Nancy.
     In 1995 he defected to the agency world, as a planner at JWT  on Nestle and Unilever. He then moved to Euro RSCG as Deputy Planning  Director on Cadbury’s and Haagen-Dazs. In 1998, he became Head of  Planning at HHCL, working on brands like BSkyB, Iceland, Pot Noodle,  Sure, Birds Eye, amazon and Bacardi Martini.
     Sid was Managing Director at HHCL when Karmarama poached him  in May 2006. He splits his time here between creating strategic  masterpieces and courting the fashion press.
     **In a film:**

     Sid would be played by Al Pacino after a bottle of crème de menthe. 
     **Most likely to: **

     Start his own cult.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo

Sid McGrath

~~ Chief Strategy Officer

     **You may know him from:**

     Fascinated by all things Freudian, Sid studied Psychology at  Newcastle University, before joining Procter and Gamble as a Brand  Manager in 1989. There he worked very, very hard- on brands such as  Fairy, Pampers and Max Factor, but also on his soon-to-be wife, Nancy.
     In 1995 he defected to the agency world, as a planner at JWT  on Nestle and Unilever. He then moved to Euro RSCG as Deputy Planning  Director on Cadbury’s and Haagen-Dazs. In 1998, he became Head of  Planning at HHCL, working on brands like BSkyB, Iceland, Pot Noodle,  Sure, Birds Eye, amazon and Bacardi Martini.
     Sid was Managing Director at HHCL when Karmarama poached him  in May 2006. He splits his time here between creating strategic  masterpieces and courting the fashion press.
     **In a film:**

     Sid would be played by Al Pacino after a bottle of crème de menthe. 
     **Most likely to: **

     Start his own~~ cunt.

Edited for concision.

There was a cab driver today who gave me (and other cyclists) loads of room, drove at a considerate pace when he was using the same lane as us, stopped in good time in front of all ASLs, and didn't cut anybody up or do anything at all to indicate that he was a fucking maniac.

I kind of wanted to go and knock on his window and thank him for being genuinely considerate but I didn't want him to think I was being sarcastic.

I do this more than you'd think. People really seem to like it.

Another thing I was going to say (but has probably been mentioned a million times already, so sorry about that) but what is it about people putting red lights on the front of their bikes?

Last night I saw two people on my cycle home with no light on the rear but a red light on the front.

I had to do that on Thursday night when I realized I'd forgotten to charge up my front light and decided it was better they see me coming than going.

I had to do that on Thursday night when I realized I'd forgotten to charge up my front light and decided it was better they see me coming than going.

Just seems a bit of a dangerous thing really, generally I feel safer if cars can see me while overtaking me.

There are a few people that ride without any lights and - I'm probably wrong - but think that's preferable to riding with a red on the front.

Just seems a bit of a dangerous thing really, generally I feel safer if cars can see me while overtaking me.

There are a few people that ride without any lights and - I'm probably wrong - but think that's preferable to riding with a red on the front.

+1, the rear light is way more important. and having a red on the front is just asking for trouble.