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What do you mean, 'when'?

Physical invasion is costly and dreadfully old fashioned.

Financial invasion is much more profitable - they virtually own half of Africa, and they recently gave the US a public bollocking for being so silly with the money they borrowed from the Chinese.
If we realised just how much of the European pie they had dibs on it would make for grim reading...

You're quite right lucy, I was just been flippant (that was obvious, right?).

I too suspect we'll be bled dry for a while longer yet and they'll continue to manufacture everything for everyone while we flounder around with our karaoke and calculators, wanking off into unpaid credit card bills.