Well I grow my own onions, peel their skin through flattery, bless them individually then convince them to collapse into perfectly chopped pieces with a wave of my hand, before sauteing by proxy.
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Well I grow my own onions, peel their skin through flattery, bless them individually then convince them to collapse into perfectly chopped pieces with a wave of my hand, before sauteing by proxy.