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  • Hi

    I just got an Email from Evans inviting me to go on an organised ride to Biggin Hill, try on some Gore gloves (and then give them back) and eat some SIS energy products on the 12th and 13th November and pay Evans Cycles £12.50 for the privilige.

    I've decided to advance on this and am offering people the opportunity to go on a chaotic mis-handled screamer of a ride down the South Circular any monday morning they choose, for only £5 (pm me for my soon tro be swollen paypal account details).
    Included in the price will be a complete lack of regard, the thrill of Trucks and busses careening through RED lights, learning how to weave through countless nodders and ridgeback riders plus the added bonus of a stop outside Wandsworth Town Hall where participants will be invited to play frogger with the traffic.

    For an added £2.50 I'll make some obscene hand gestures at you with my De marchi gloves (in the hope that I can eventually stretch to buying their bib-shorts)

    (By the way, apologies to those of you who work for Evans, but hey, Capitalism is alive and well and about to freewheel over the tents of St Pauls).

    stuck-in-general-with-the-full-expectation-that-it-will-bemoved

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