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@Markyboy
No, I double checked with her last night - she definitely called you "a Doris", not "Adonis".
Gerald goes on a weekend away: -
Turns up an hour late - check
Forgets his passport and has to go back for it - check
Said passport expired a month ago - check
Forgets to print out his Eurotunnel booking (despite reminder from vello) and so doesn't have his reference number to go through the check-in - check
We have to get on a later train - check
Wears a flashing disco vest - check
This is why she called you a Doris...