Nursery for New Members

You already are.

You'll be banned in a bit, woookach, and then you'll have to create a new user account, for which this time around hopefully you'll remember to read the first post in this thread. :)

I thought this was a sense of humour test but perhaps its only seroius stuff going on here and we're only loughing at our own jokes...

It's all explained in the first post.

i'm in...now where are those wheels for sale?!

the next forum along... Nothing to see here.

hello. i would like to buy a track bike please.

and some parts for my road bike

i've never ridden fixed, ive never seen the point
but my mate ben talked me round. he races at herne hill.

what's quite amusing about this thread is that the people who get the quickest responses to their posts are those who are trying to avoid the nursery. those who actually try to start a conversation end up talking to themselves.

or perhaps I'm just paranoid and lonely.

but then I might be paranoid, lonely AND correct in my observation.

perhaps I'll read the thread again to make sure

its going to be a long evening.

what's quite amusing about this thread is that the people who get the quickest responses to their posts are those who are trying to avoid the nursery.

They are also the ones' who get removed before they even start. You, my friend, have potential. Now run along, explore, enjoy and welcome!

cheers wuvvum.

(thats what your alias sounds like when I try to say it)

can I start trolling now?

I love the wonderful, if misplaced naive optimism that makes this country great!

repped for naked ambition.

also liked gary r's step 1 2 3 post WAC.

self help for avoiders.

cheers wuvvum.

(thats what your alias sounds like when I try to say it)

It's White Van Man.

Sometimes they send the mod's round.

Other times it's me.

Be afraid. Be very afraid...

the mods?

you mean a load of guys on scooters with too many wing mirrors?

the mods?

you mean a load of gays on phiexehs with too many wig mirrors?

no the moderat... hang on you might be right after all....

um,

what is a phiexeh?

um,

what is a phiexeh?
sorry, phixeh, bloody spell checker!

ooohhh, you mean fiksay
why didnt you say so

I see what you did there. Very clever Mr Bond.

strokes cat

nice to se such a well run site :)

the mods?

you mean a load of guys on scooters with too many wing mirrors?

Some of the moderators on here look like this:

They'll arrive by bike and they'll sit on you until you repent.

This seems a good idea :-)

alraidy......:)

This seems a good idea :-)

what seens like a good idea? huge fat moderaters sitting on you till you repent? reading all of the posts in the whole of LFGSS and then exploding with suppressed laughter? going on holiday with angelina jolie? buying a skate board for your son for christmas? eating four jars of mustard and shitting your self warm? skiing down the side of a polar bears arse cheeks? riding a horse in to morrisons meat section and shouting free beef for all? posting an inane post on a forum for want of a better hting to do? please help me as my ideas quota is bursting with quince jelly recipies.

n1c3 2 c such 4 w311 run s1t3 :)
f1x3d

i'm in...now where are those wheels for sale?!
Halfords