Ways not to lock your bike

is that a particularly enormous lock? i've tried and not been able to fit my kryptonite new york like that, but then you've managed to do it with a bloody helmet, crank and pedal all in too, making a mockery of my locking efforts.

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Hm, it's an Abus Granit-X 54 Plus, 23cm version.

Not especially huge but much bigger than a Fagh mini. It's much easier to lock like that if there isn't another bike on the stand.