Cyclist assaulted on Chelsea Embankment

The outcome of this is no great .... telephones... I had an altercation... taken a photo of him ... merry way and he pulled up ... standard pig mobile - therefore he was off-duty. .... Leaving a whiff of pork product in his trail. .....
Don't get me started on the fake bacon...

leave tasty pork products out of this un-savory debate.. alright!