Cyclist assaulted on Chelsea Embankment

Mioght also be worth speaking to the Evening Standard. They tend to run a few stories about cyclists being assaulted. Would be interesting to hear a police response...

They ran a good piece on my mate Jared who got assaulted by a cabbie

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23884814-cyclist-is-cleared-of-assault-thanks-to-standard-readers.do

The worst thing was the sherbert assulted him, then shirt and tied to the po po, sweeny bought the pony and took the flounder and dabs side, rozzers then banged him up for nickle and dime charging him for a betty, guvner had to march the aald bailey claim he is uncle fred, lucky they adam and eve'd him

fuckers!