Digger's 50th Birthday and 20 years Clean...

Gutted I could stay long- missed a lot of good faces. I had this conversation where I had to go:

Divvy girl: Can you just play mainstream music please?
Me: [facepalm] .....sure...I have loads of soul destroying obvious stuff.
Divvy girl: Have you got usher OMG and some (other shit track)?
Me: yes but I don't think I have the second one
Divvy girl: But what about OMG?
Me: Sure. It's just the other one you asked for I'm not sure about.
Divvy girl: Can you play Usher's OMG?
Me: [looking at my footwear contemplating taking my laces out] YES I have OMG!
Divvy girl: Haven't you got any mainstream sutff?
Me: I can play loads of depressingly gash tracks, just for you.
Divvy girl: Please, what ever you do don't play Rihanna.
Me: Why?
Divvy girl: Cos it's over played
Me: [Weeping]

I got her number for you later, she's doing you a mixtape!