Dumped!

today I got dumped :-(

it's shit

Cheer up pal. Go out on your bike, impossible not to smile.

I would suggest that you buy some sweets.

#gotopub.

Never mind.

Next!

You're only 17 right?

You'll get over it

If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis".

Are you a boy or girl? What about some sex on a rebound?

In a matter of fact, yes.

What was the reason given?

Probably being too laconic and vague.

Or, judging by the forum name, excessive wanking.

today I got dumped :-(

it's shit

If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis".

I'm guessing WAP's having 2nd thoughts about starting this thread, no?

yes he is .....

ah well
FUCK IT!

Go out, get drunk and hump your way through the next 3 months.

Or bury yourself in self pity, grow a beard and become a hermit. But you have to maintain levels of personal hygiene. There is never an excuse for poor personal hygiene. That's the other reason I stopped using the tube.

Tell as many people as possible you may well get a sympathy from someone??

Send a box of chocolates to them.
But replace 20% of them with cocoa rolled turds.

Take solace in the fact that the next time you get dumped, this will be but a distant memory.

Tell as many people as possible you may well get a sympathy from someone??

Unlikely on this forum.

#Recommends pub.

Tell as many people as possible you may well get a sympathy from someone??

Pity sex. Great stuff.

Lobe it.

Go out, get drunk and hump your way through the next 3 months.

Or bury yourself in self pity, grow a beard, move to Dalston and become a graphic designer.

Ftfy?
Will surely get you laid.

Forever alone