help me catch a stray dog

There are plenty of true stories of people who kept German Shepherds back in the early eighties to protect the pits in their yards from being stolen - the pits were way too friendly and prone to being taken away by strangers.

I (well mum) had a German Shepherd in the 80's too, was the dog that killed people in that Decade, but mine was lovely,

though friends staff was mad, used to run for the post as it came in and couldn't stop so headbutted the door at full pelt, EVERY TIME. i think eatch knock made him forget what he'd just done.