Film / TV / Media Crew - Technical, employment opportunities and ranting

I've just bought a Barbour jacket. Any jobs going where you can pretend that you know what you're doing? I have experience in walking around the set back home - everyone knew me, but were not sure what my duties were. Good times.

I have seen this so many times on location for real EEI.. Once saw a sparks pick up a 575 and walk it to the other side of the studio.. Stop. Talk. Point. Pick it up and walk it back to where he started from. He repeated this for 3 hours

Your problem is that the Barbour jacket over qualifies you.. It's all about a North Face puffa vest nowadays.