Remember kids... always wear a helmet. (The almighty bikeradar helmet thread)

Not sure I could ride in this, probably just have to stagger about.

But better than being in big suit full of slime, but looks like you need to have really long handlebars, so don't think it's for me.

Forget helmets. Apparently wearing world champion stripes is much more controversial

Almighty bikeradar champion stripes thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

14 pages?! Fucking hell.

If I knew it wound so many people up I would've ignored the etiquette and bought shit loads of it years ago.

Ha! I've got a got a 25m badge on my trunks and I can't even swim!

then why do you own trunks.....

Shy recipient of golden showers, obviously.

where else would I put my 25m badge?

Shy recipient of golden showers, obviously.

You'll find me crouched under the nearest glass coffee table, sanitary golden shower ftw.

I wonder if the 'people' on BR say

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Why wonder...utfs

what on BR?! no chance i could catch something

Catch something?
Nodders neck?
Helmet hair?
Hybriditis?

Anyone know what the stance is on looking at pictures of the current world champion's girlfriend's breasts on the internet as a mark of respect is?
Genius comment.

She looks a bit like Cavendish.

I got ran over by an angry motorists who made a bad judgement and almost knock me over.

I don't need a helmet, I need a fucking knees pad.

You ok Ed?
What happened ?

Will write it all down soon, long story short, driver don't like my presence and road positioning after trying to take the lane where I am on, then decided to accelerated and ram me using the car as a weapon sending me off the bike.

Hope you and your bike aren't damaged...
and you got the drivers details.

I got everything, just got to go through the paperwork and make sure he'll get prosecuted, especially with 16 cyclists as witness, afraid it might get thrown as a 'you cyclists group together' argument, which seemed to be popular.

Fuck. Hope something comes of it, Ed. And that lots of the witnesses step forward with clear accounts of what happened.

Good luck!

I got everything, just got to go through the paperwork and make sure he'll get prosecuted, especially with 16 cyclists as witness, afraid it might get thrown as a 'you cyclists group together' argument, which seemed to be popular.

I got rammed 3 times by a Hackney cab and had 25 written witnesses and the CPS threw the case out.
This was in Trafalgar Square during Critical Mass sometime late in the last century.

Forget helmets. Apparently wearing world champion stripes is much more controversial

Almighty bikeradar champion stripes thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Just think of what would happen if someone wore a world champion stripes helmet.

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http://road.cc/content/news/46773-witnesses-sought-after-cycle-campaigner-seriously-injured-freak-incident

walks off whistling, anticipating massive argument