Can anyone recognise this...

Found in the bathroom of a hotel, anyone know what it is? (other than an insect)

By process of elimination I can reveal what it must be, by telling you what it isn't.

It is not a frog.

isn't it a kind of shield beetle? they're highly deadly, dont check this fact online, it might kill all the world in the time it takes you to do that, just burn the hotel to the ground, it's the easiest way

do not do this

Magnets.

Magnets.

How the fuck do they work?

A small hidden camera disguised as an insect that's just filmed you have a poo and a shower?

How the fuck do they work?

They just work.

/jobs

Are you still with us OP, or have you been dragged off into the lair of this beast like so much supper?

It's a beetle.

If Jobs made them work and he is now gone, how will they work in the future?

If Jobs made them work and he is now gone, how will they work in the future?

God, his second in command, will step up.

it's a stinkbug - squash it

God, his second in command, will step up.

Now I get this

it's a stinkbug - squash it

I killed it with a towel shortly after spotting, can't be to careful these days.

Just checking its not something more deadly, so no need to 'kick up a stink' with the hotel.

It's a beetle.

Cockroach.

Now I get this

Chuck Testa.

It's a wood boring weevil.

Kill it in the face.

whoooa THATS HUGE

Are you talking about Lucis' wood boring weavil?

Given the size of the antennae, it's probably a beetle from the longhorn family (Cerambycidae) [ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_beetle[/ame] - beetles are good why u wanna squish them?

it's a leaf bug

Given the size of the antennae, it's probably a beetle from the longhorn family (Cerambycidae) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_beetle - beetles are good why u wanna squish them?

Men in Black.

Racist.

some are really smart - love to see this one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rosalia_Alpina_(Alpenbock).jpg