Rides for overweight unfit people?

Clive: Oh, darling, you look lovely today
Clive: thank you dear, so do you
Clive: we both look so good riding at a comfortable pace
Clive: yes we do, and I can feel the pounds just falling off
Clive: Oh, don't be silly, sweet-bunny, you're as slim as a wand
Clive: (giggles) silly!
Clive: Let's stop and have a kiss
Clive: Ok then

Actually it goes something like:

Clive: HateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHateHate

Someone recently asked me what inspired me to cycle long miles. "Hatred" was my answer.