• Mine was more like:

    PoPo: Are you a courier?
    Me: No?
    PoPo: Oh, I just saw you had a pouch on your belt.
    Me: Wouldn't be able to deliver much with this would I?
    PoPo: Suppose not.
    PoPos Horse: Ooo.. is that sugar in your ear? Let me try and get my tongue in it to find out... Nom nom nom...

    My only RLJ discussion with an overseer:

    PoPo: Do you know what a red light means?
    Me: Yes.
    PoPo: Do you think it's safe to cycle through a pedestrian crossing while they are crossing.
    Me: Not particularly, but they had a red light and I went as soon as my light changed to green. They shouldn't be crossing the road when their light is on red should they?
    PoPo: No, they shouldn't, but it's very busy and they are trying to get to work.
    Me: So am I, but I don't cross junctions on a red light to get there quicker. I've learnt my lesson, I'm sorry for your trouble.
    PoPo: Don't let me catch you going through a red light again.
    Me: You haven't, but I'll bear that in mind. Thank you officer.

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