• I got that offer when I got a ticket in The City for RLJ.

    PoPo - "You can attend a cycle safety session instead."
    Me - "OK, when?"
    PoPo - "Tomorrow"
    Me - "what time?"
    PoPo - "2 o'clock"
    Me - "I can't do that one I'll be at work, when is the next one"
    PoPo - "There aren't any others"
    Me - "What never?!?"
    PoPo - "No. Never. Take your ticket"

    Mine was more like:

    PoPo: Are you a courier?
    Me: No?
    PoPo: Oh, I just saw you had a pouch on your belt.
    Me: Wouldn't be able to deliver much with this would I?
    PoPo: Suppose not.
    PoPos Horse: Ooo.. is that sugar in your ear? Let me try and get my tongue in it to find out... Nom nom nom...

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