For Sale: SLR very small tears/rubbing 135g

pick up wests

£30

SLR very small tears/rubbing 135g
What exactly is that supposed to mean? :)

pick up wests

You mean you wouldn't deliver to Easts?

What's the world coming to?

worst for sale thread ever!

^ Troll.

I love it when you cry those tiny tears and rub me.

Now you offer this to anyone with £30?

Fuck you Murtle!

worst for sale thread ever!

Not the worst by any stretch of the imagination, but clearly not the best.

I love it when you cry those tiny tears and rub me.

Now you offer this to anyone with £30?

Fuck you Murtle!

I think he's selling the camera with the photos still on it.

this surreal thread is making me laugh so much my teabags have turned into a boilersuit.

dibs. will pick up this thursday

all yours sir

Stripped or not Xander?

Can I just have the rubbing?

You know it makes sense...

You have to turn up to get a rub.

Can I just have the rubbing?

gladly, 30 pound an hour, wests only

That's 50p a minute. You'll only earn a quid.

he won't turn up, paypal before collection

Do you take deposits?

*thinks how to answer this............

gladly, 30 pound an hour, wests only

Cheaper than the bloke I use now. Deal!

I think Murtle was really talking about his special claw hammer drubbing, just missed out the 'd' when he was drubbing his phone.

I love you, Oliver, but please!
#groan

This thread has it all.

yeah, but it started off ok......

You got the result you wanted. Saddle sold and offers of money for hand relief. What more could you want?