Crap 'Buzzwords'

Agreed, all words used by cunts

Awesome! You lot have just listed my entire vocab. How random!

I'd be offended if I wasn't actually a cunt.

Funky is an all-time most loathsome example.

Groovy, that's funky.

I love staircases, where do you work?

a bungalow.

'Ta' for thank you sounds retarded.
'Fab' - ridiculous.
'Cab Sav' for wine, Jaysus...

All perfectly fine, you massive forrun.

"If you like" or the American variant "if you will". Why the fuck does every simile or metaphor have to carry an apology ffs? Used like air quotes and increases in frequency with the pomposity of the speaker.

Shibboleth of the twats.

All perfectly fine, you massive forrun.

+1

"Get to fuck"

Get to fuck!

I watched 3 series of Entourage this weekend.. ripe for buzzword harvesting..

Errr, Northern* fella here

*only by birth

eee by gum

row around is the latest one sweeping my office.

favourites are ducks in a row,

that sounds like an inverse Mexican wave.

And to all the photographers out there "bokeh". Stop saying it.

Photography is fucking full of shit like that, you're not a 'Strobist', you just used flash. 'Tog' is how you measure the warmth of a quilt, not what you call a photographer and no, it's not 'art nude' it's soft porn.

Viagra should help fix that.

Job/candidate descriptions;

"This exciting role..." - Aren't they always?

"positive, diligent and proactive candidate..." - Aren't we always?

Job titles;

"Information Architect" - I build gossip?

"Customer Insight Analyst" - I read minds?

"User Experience Architect" - I do nothing?

This is the state of the world, and it's crap.

And to all the photographers out there "bokeh". Stop saying it.

Surely it's spelt bukaki?

Surely it's spelt bukaki?

You been watching dyslexic porn? It's bukkake.

due to recent uncertainty and turbulence in the markets we need to diligently manoever this culture and flesh out the requirements so that system improvements can build a more robust operational structure moving forward.

facepalm.

I like a bit of Bokeh though

"Let's go to the Cam and see if we can punt this upstream"

"Sniff around enough trees and eventually you'll find a truffle"

"Fisting the arsehole of opportunity"

"We need to seed these client clouds asap"

"Let's take the front brake off and see if we can skid this whip"

"Engineering a viable wet-patch"

I'm not going to hang my hat on it.

You need something to hang your hat on.

That's a great thing to hang your hat on.

Hang your hat on it and you risk losing potential brand advocacy (??? i dunno I running dry now)

Bokeh is some kind of noodle dish, yeah?

Yes. Cunts eat/say/talk about it.

"Fisting the arsehole of opportunity"

sniggers

I like a bit of Bokeh though

I like a bit of Balki.

But which bit?