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whats all this about cows being dangerous?
get out of here you city lot,
have you never seen a farmer rounding up cows, you just get shouting and they are waaaay more afraid of you lot of pansies.
Foxs post shows the BULL, a male version that can get nowty if provoked,
but other wise 99% of herds re just bullocks, heifers or milkers.

How can anyone who grew up in Milton Keynes lecture people on cows?