Spotted around Essex

On Tuesday saw a bloke riding up the hill along Shenfield high St Essex, red fixed with black flat bars. I waved but I think you were too cool to respond

Jodie Marsh riding a full-suspension Halfords special along Brentwood High Street - I shouted "Do a skid!" and she just looked at me with those James Brown/Robert Downey Jnr eyes of hers.

#er,notreally.

You shouldn't compare the godfather of soul to that slagbag

Both have given the world something - he gave Michael Jackson all his moves and she gave sunbed shop owners their fortunes.

B&D would looooooooooooooove to put it up Jodie Marsh... FACT!
#essexmode #neverbeentoessex

I saw her at the Chelsea Flower Show this year, incognito and looking rather sad... I felt sorry for her...

B&D would looooooooooooooove to put it up Jodie Marsh... FACT!
#essexmode #neverbeentoessex

Two of my pals already have Ho'say. Which is why I know I wouldn't want to.

Didn't she do a tatoo apprenticeship reality show thingmy a while ago. IIRC she was wank at it

She isn't crap at wanks, but she's probably wank at tatts.

Spotted this guy in Slug and Lettuce on Brentwood high Street - not on a bike.

It was then that I reminded myself that, for the sake of my own sanity, the only way is out of essex.

I saw a fella on a Cinelli Vig, 14 bike co T, brakless, possibly even had white spok, Between Clacton and Frinton sea front, a couple of months ago!

i used to see a guy with an epic (ginger) beard riding a fuji track bike to Basildon station.
not so much now (as i rarely go near the station)

i always see a dude bombing it up ford place hill in ockendon on a red fixed, such a trooper, ive never seen him stop pedalling

fixed.....never seen him stop pedalling

groan

saw a guy in southend yesterday on a blue bike with a white aerospok on the front ,leave it unlocked outside a shop.

groan

just realised what i said , meant it as in never wlks his bike up, its a pretty hard hill t go up to be fair

Battered blue-framed fixed locked up outside shenfield station every weekday, must be a commuter. Put some oil on that rusty chain, it's orange!

just saw a bloke on a lovely chrome bianchi riding down St. Marys Lane in upminster, beautiful bike

I always see a guy riding around Romford / Harold hill areas, normally around and near havering college campuses. Orange / red SS or fixed if i remember. anyone on here?

@sam91 i saw him in hornchurch high street i think, doing track stand t some temp lights for about 5 minuites

Technically Hertfordshire, but mattplansb and myself spotted a guy on a black lo-pro in Bishops Stortord on Saturday afternoon.

i keep seeing a tatooed guy in southend, black frame with front black aerospoke

Technically Hertfordshire, but mattplansb and myself spotted a guy on a black lo-pro in Bishops Stortord on Saturday afternoon.

not me, but I am from the mighty Stortford too.............you might see one of mine locked outside the Portugeuse cafe on Hockerill St from time to time :o)

my mum saw someone on a bianchi near lakeside yesturday

my mum saw someone on a bianchi near lakeside yesturday

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