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  • Well, if you're surrounded by cattle, you must be 'doing it right' so to speak. Like andyp says, cows can be quite dangerous and have been known to surround people and crush them.

    I was chased by a Jack Russell today. I heard a dog barking and thought nothing of it, until it got louder, and I looked back to see it lusting after my naked ankles. I beat him in a sprint, the little shit.

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