Shit, F***in, annoying adverts

both can fuck the fuck off...

Jesus that Lucozade one really fucks me off..

anyone heard that one on spotify of late with some woman banging on about discovering 'dark matter', 'silicon chips' and 'the higgs boson'? yeah, cos women need to be patronised by 'sciency sounding things' to sell fucking leg room on an aeroplane.

/the small matter of anyone 'discovering' 'the higgs boson' seems to be lost on the tragic fuckpandas that made this.

fuck right off you fucking fuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJlPUhmZu0w

and you as well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNOcdEDFIWY&NR=1

Lucozade Energy Advert 2011 - Feeder's 'Buck Rogers' by The James Cleaver Quintet. - YouTube

both can fuck the fuck off...

Jesus that Lucozade one really fucks me off..

The only saving grace of that whole advert is that some hipster twat falls off his bike and hopefully has some horrible injury.. Other than that the entire thing makes me want to rugby tackle my tv off it stand and throw it out of the window.
Smug little jolly bastards

the bmw 1-series ad. 'this is my brother toby & he's an architect..' or some bollocks. at least bmw know their core market - massive wankers. have never owned, will never own.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJKc3gQGdjI

Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck.. This make my blood boild

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocx9MenJG7c

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Gold Blend TV advert Sept 2011 - New Richer Aroma - YouTube[/ame]

Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck.. This make my blood boild

Heineken TV advert 2011 - The Entrance - full length HD - YouTube

Is it the limp, unimaginative, soppy voiced song or the sweaty twat doing a load of pointless things that have nothing to do with "taste like cold piss" of Heineken that can only be rivalled by Fosters?

Air France.

NESCAFÉ Gold Blend TV advert Sept 2011 - New Richer Aroma - YouTube

Reminds me of their original ad campaign - cheesiest set of ads ever made

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Gold Blend Adverts 1980s - YouTube[/ame]

*please note the vid. uploaders name ;) hehehe

Is it the limp, unimaginative, soppy voiced song or the sweaty twat doing a load of pointless things that have nothing to do with "taste like cold piss" of Heineken that can only be rivalled by Fosters?

All of it. Everything... Most of all it's underlying aspirational message..

I'm really freaked out by the Chrysler ad 'luxury has a new size' with the most sickening bullshit voiceover EVER. Utter cunts.

^ and they re branded it as Chrysler for the UK when it really is a Lancia.

Air France.

+1.
And while I'm at it [airlines], the new British Airways ad is preposterous.
I don't even really want to post it, for risk of having to watch it.
Oh, and Carling.

NESCAFÉ Gold Blend TV advert Sept 2011 - New Richer Aroma - YouTube

Oh FFS.. Srsly.. What shit

*please note the vid. uploaders name ;) hehehe

Probably a man then!

@ Brave - The coffee or the Ad? Or both?

Probably a man then!

"Schick"... no?
Oliver Schick?... I'll assume you don't know him...

I give up

@ Brave - The coffee or the Ad? Or both?

Coffee ad

Stella Artois 4.

The whole shit stupid ad is based upon it being triple filtered.. But they call it 4 (yes I know it's only 4% but it's still stupid) Once the bloke goes through his own ridiculous "triple filter" process he then orders "un Stella Artois four, siv vous plais" deciding to just plop an English word into a French sentence..

Prob a repost but this STILL makes me wanna cut her tongue out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVIMMmqwe6Q

Cunting choir ones can fuck right off too